Just this morning, for instance, people from all over the world have been in touch offering opportunities to leave frugality behind and really live! But, as for Leonard Cohen and indeed one of the main characters in my friend Anne Doughty's new book 'Come Rain, Come Shine', that's not for me. Give me penury any day - at one with the 99% and alive to the frisson of the pay slip landing on the desk every 15th.
But who wouldn't be tempted?
12.01 Kindly view your lottery winning notification as attached (attachment - UK Canada Lottery Promotion)
11.57 A lucky couple get in touch, seeking to share their good fortune - reported in the 'Daily Mail', it seems - with '10 lucky individuals' around the world -
Dear Sir/Madam,
This is my fifth times of writting you this email since last year till date but no response from you.Hope you get this one, as this is a personal email directed to you. My wife and I won a Jackpot Lottery of $11.3 million in July and have voluntarily decided to donate the sum of $500,000.00 USD to you as part of our own charity project to improve the lot of 10 lucky individuals all over the world. If you have received this email then you are one of the lucky recipients and all you have to do is get back with us so that we can send your details to the payout bank.Please note that you have to contact my private email for more
informations(allen-violetlargee@ozledim.net)
You can verify this by visiting the web pages below.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1326473/Canadian-couple-Allen-Violet-Large-away-entire-11-2m-lottery-win.html
Goodluck,
Allen and Violet Large
Email:allen-violetlargee@ozledim.net
10.38 As Human Resources studies will tell you, so often our best efforts go unappreciated. Not so in the case of Dr James Mantu, whose name, admittedly, doesn't 'ring a bell', in the colloquial expression, but who is obviously in the Bond league in terms of international connections, with a bank account in Italy, a 'China friend', a UK business associate and an address in Japan (not to mention a 'bosom friend' in Ireland) -
from drjames@james.com
MY DEAREST FRIEND,
GOOD DAY,
WITH GREAT GRATITUDE TO YOUR EFFORTS; I AM INFORMING YOU THAT I HAVE FINALLY SUCCEEDED IN TRANSFERRING THE FUNDS OUT TO A BANK IN ITALY, WITH THE ASSISTANCE OF A CHINA FRIEND, WHOM BASED ON AGREEMENT RECEIVED 35% OF THE ENTIRE MONEY FOR HIS FINANCIAL INVOLVEMENT AND EFFORTS.
PRESENTLY I HAVE RELOCATED TO JAPAN, TO ESTABLISH THE ELECTRONIC COMPANY PROJECTS WITH MY OWN SHARE AS I HAVE EARLIER PROPOSED. NEVERTHELESS, I CANNOT FORGET YOU, ESPECIALLY YOUR HONEST EFFORTS, THOUGH IT DID NOT YIELD POSITIVE FRUIT, BUT I STILL APPRECIATE IT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH, MEANWHILE I HAVE A SURPRISE PACKAGE FOR YOU.
I NEED YOU TO CONTACT MY SECRETARY IN UNITED KINGDOM ENGLAND HIS NAME IS MR.EDMUND PHILLIPS HIS EMAIL ADDRESS IS: ed_phillips7@vip.se.com EMAIL OR CALL HIM ON HIS DIRECT MOBILE NUMBER 00447017417806. I HAVE INSTRUCTED HIM TO SEND YOU THE SUM OF $2.500,000.00. TWO MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS CHEQUE WHICH I SET OUT FOR YOUR COMPENSATION, PLEASE ACCEPT IT IN GOOD FAITH.
I REALLY APPRECIATE ALL YOU DID AND I PRAY THAT WE WOULD MEET ONE DAY, BUT RIGHT NOW I HAVE TO LIE LOW FOR SOME TIME, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, SO FEEL FREE AND GET IN TOUCHED WITH MR.EDMUND PHILLIPS. RE-CONFIRM BELOW INFORMATION TO HIM TO ENABLE HIM SEND THE DRAFT TO YOU.
1, YOUR FULL NAME.
2, YOUR DIRECT CELL PHONE NUMBER.
3, YOUR MAILING ADDRESS.
PLEASE MY FRIEND ENDEAVOR TO INFORM ME AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THE $2.500,000.00. TWO MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS.ENJOY THE FRUIT OF YOUR LABOR AND INVEST IT WISELY FOR THE FUTURE OF YOUR CHILDREN. TRUST IN GOD AND ALL WILL BE WELL WITH YOU.
I REMAIN YOUR BOSOM FRIEND,
DR. JAMES MANTU,
(it would seem the communication was suddenly cut off)
Of course this is far from all of interest in the editor's inbox -
11.41am From forcefieldbodyarmour.com (number one for editors) comes news of -
The British Superbike Championship was at Cadwell Park this
weekend for round eight of the Championship. At the very testing circuit some of
the Forcefield riders had to put the gear to the test at the weekend, all walked
away relatively unscathed and were able to compete in their respective races.
Keith Farmer on the Rapid Solicitors Kawasaki [had to stop with this striking team name . . ]
11.12am from Julie.Sherlock@Translink.co.uk - Winter Timetable
changes to Ulsterbus services
Need we say more?
10.04 - Zoe at Key [sales@key-news.co.uk].
'Flammable Storage Cabinet' - Now Only £259
Fire on the premises - simply climb inside and enjoy the heat! [ok, made up that bit]
9.28am - Solar-powered Scripture players for blind people
and just when you thought it couldn't get any better . .
8.41am - from Muhammad-Munir Fahmy [mm.fahmy@usa.com]
I will suggest a remedy to the euro crisis. I will not write
a complete research. I will write only the idea of the research. The UK was
clever for not joining the euro zone.
The single currency should be replaced by double currency
policy for weak economies. Greece, Ireland, Portugal, and Spain need to
financially divide the country into two unequal areas for a certain period of
time [think we tried that one]. The big part keeps using the euro as a single currency. The small part
uses old national currency. The national central bank will be free to print more
old national banknotes. The country can later increase the area using old
national currency and diminish the area using the Euro.
After a certain period of time, the area using the euro will
diminish and the area using the old national currency will increase. My
suggestion will help the country to decide if it will stay or leave the euro
zone for Germany.
James Monroe,
Still legal, Muhammad-Munir Fahmy.
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